|06-11-2011, 08:25 PM||#1|
Torque moves me.
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: East Weare Village, Weare N.H.
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a *****.
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely, Stevie Wonder
Sincerely, The World
I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.
Sincerely, Sarah Palin
Dear Osama Bin Laden,
Sincerely, United States
Dear World of Warcraft,
Thank you for ensuring my son's virginity.
Sincerely, Parents Everywhere
Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
Sincerely, Nail Salon Ladies
Dear Global Warming,
You're the best imaginary friend ever!
Sincerely, Al Gore
Dear Ugly People,
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars ends there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?
Dear White People,
Don't you just hate immigrants?
Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.
Every iPhone User
Dear Giant Spider on the Wall,
Please die. Please die. Please die. Please die. CRAP! Where did you go?
At least you get picked up...
The Girls of Jersey Shore
It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
'91 Z70 Bravada lowered 4" 350 Vortec w/TBI, TCI-700r4, KYB's, 9C1 cop car steering gear, rear sway bar, yada yada...
'05 Subaru Legacy wagon (wife's daily)
'04 Subaru Forester XT EJ255 turbo, TBE, lowered 1.5" w/springs
'03 Subaru Outback
'98 Subaru Forester lowered 2" w/coilovers
'98 Subaru Forester (parts)
'92 K3500 4x4 dually dump, 454, 8' plow
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|06-12-2011, 09:54 PM||#5|
18x8 & 18x10 Boost
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Buford, GA
Nice ones. Got my mind off some junk. Thanks.
1985 S10 - 1995 LT1 & 4L60E
1964 Chevy II - 1999 LS1 & T56
|06-26-2011, 07:38 AM||#6|
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Columbus, OH
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