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Old 09-19-2002, 08:51 PM   #1
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You might be an SSF'r if....

Like the Jeff Foxworthy "might be a redneck". I'll start. Toss your best ones up here.

You might be an SSF'r if:

you named your dog Sonoma.
you get in a Malibu and think "man, this thing rides high".
you put bags on your bed.
your house is the only trailer in the park tuckin' dubs.
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Old 09-19-2002, 08:53 PM   #2
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Re: You might be an SSF'r if....

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your house is the only trailer in the park tuckin' dubs.
dont give anyone any ideas!
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Old 09-19-2002, 09:01 PM   #3
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You actually left the rims on the trailer
You feel that a mobile home is a noble home
You spend more time on the computer talking about your truck than actually driving it.

You tell friends you OWN3D them and they have no clue what it means.
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Old 09-19-2002, 09:01 PM   #4
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if your parts guy calls you to tell you about a sale.....

if your wife comes to the garage once each evening so you two can spend 'quality' time..............

if you've ever sold blood to buy a truck part......

if you've ever traded a family member for a supercharger.......

if the F*rds in your neighborhood 'go the long way around' your house rather than suffer your wrath......

if you only have a tan from the waist down 'cause your upper body is always under a hood.......

if you get nothing but Sears Craftsman gift cards from relatives at Christmas and birthdays....


you, too......may be a SSF'r
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Old 09-19-2002, 09:05 PM   #5
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Cinderblock = jackstand to you

Sears knows you you by name

The ER knows you by name

The whole damn forum knows you by name and none of them know you by face

You talk to someone on the internet from the forum that lives five minutes away (Kossuth )
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Old 09-19-2002, 09:08 PM   #6
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If you have a hard time studying for an exam because one of the acronyms is SSF and it keeps distracting you and you can't remember what it really stands for.
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Quote:
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You talk to someone on the internet from the forum that lives five minutes away (Kossuth )
20 feet away (jman )
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Old 09-19-2002, 11:15 PM   #8
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You spend more time on the computer talking about your truck than actually driving it.
I do that sometimes. Ok, alot of times.
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Old 09-19-2002, 11:45 PM   #9
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Cinderblock = jackstand to you





Funny thing is, there are 6 perfectly good jackstands sitting about 5 feet away..........................
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Old 09-19-2002, 11:56 PM   #10
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you might be an SSF'r if you actually appreiciate this
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